What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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