- Anti Joke

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.