- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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