- Anti Joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

what's funny about war? nothing!