what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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