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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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