How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Ehh

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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