- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Yes

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's brown an sticky Shit

i'm hard

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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