- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Blacks

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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