- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Yellow People !!

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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