Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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