- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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