- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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