- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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