- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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