- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

bite me

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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