- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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