- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

I put my baby in a microwave.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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