George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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