A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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