- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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