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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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