- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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