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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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