What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Small Penis.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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men's rights activists

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Yellow People !!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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