- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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