What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Pickle

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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