What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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