- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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