whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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