- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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