What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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