We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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