What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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