- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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