Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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