How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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