A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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deez nuts

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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