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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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