- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew... it's gone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

this website is a bad joke

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

No your aunties a joke

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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