- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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