apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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