Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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