- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

womens rights.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Albert your flies undone.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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