- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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