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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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