- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock Come in

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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