Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Anti Joke

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