- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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