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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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lol

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Women can vote? WTF

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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