I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

White men's rights

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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