- Anti Joke

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.