- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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