- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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