- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??