A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Golf.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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