- Anti Joke

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You idiot.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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