An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

womens rights

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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