- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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