Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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