What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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