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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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