Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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american idol

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