knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

djkldfnblfnbofgb

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops