On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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