- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

i dont fisish anythi

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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