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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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