- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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