What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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