What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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