Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Yellow People !!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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