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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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