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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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