Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Jimmy Saville

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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