How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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