- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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