What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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