- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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