Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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