- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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