- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

you give like i give lomain

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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