- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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