- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Your Mom The End.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Oh, go away

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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