Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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