- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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