A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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