Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

this website is a bad joke

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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