You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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