Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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