- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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