- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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