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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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