What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Good job, son.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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