Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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