- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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