Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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