What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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