Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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