How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Cancer

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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