What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

women's rights.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

One, two, three, four and five

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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