- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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