- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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