What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Sex

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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