- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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