A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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