- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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