- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

hola said the chinese man

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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