- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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