Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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someone called someone else a frog

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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