What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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