When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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