- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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