Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Denard Robinson

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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