- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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