- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I have an idea! You leave.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!