- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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