What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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