What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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