What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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