have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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