- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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