Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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