Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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