If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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