What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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