Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Hello.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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you will like this because i am black.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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