what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Anti Joke

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