A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Justin Bieber

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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