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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Women's rights.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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