- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What is a jew in space? Dead

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