- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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