How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I? Everett

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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