- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Blacks

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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