- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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