- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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