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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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