What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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