- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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