Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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