- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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