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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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