- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Suck pussy

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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