A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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