- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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