- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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