Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A man did not like this site

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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womens rights.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

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