- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

guess what? bannanas

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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