Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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