- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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