- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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