What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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like if your cool

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Denard Robinson

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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