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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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The government

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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