Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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