- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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