- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

bite me

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Jesus Christ

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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