What does? 42

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

men, men like men= men+bed

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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