- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Go away still nothing to see

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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