person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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