What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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