- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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