the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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epic win?

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

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