What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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