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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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