What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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