What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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