why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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