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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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