Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Your big dick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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