Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Women's Rights.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Romans rights.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into a bar

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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