- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true