why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Weaner

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Anti Joke

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