What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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