- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did one computer say to the other .........

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

what looks like a banana? a penis

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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