- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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