How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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