Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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