- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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