What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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