Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Potassium? K.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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