Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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the lemon was sweet.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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