What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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