yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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