- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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