Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Cripples are lame.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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