- Anti Joke

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog