- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

a man was shot.... he died

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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