- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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