- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Bob Saget that is all

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??