- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Haha, I get it..

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