- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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