Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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