- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

knock knock Goodbye

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Burp

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??