Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

I have an idea! You leave.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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