Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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