- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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