- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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