- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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