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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

. . I am a whale

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

can you pass the soap?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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