- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Gustavo Andrade

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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