What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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