Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Refridgerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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