- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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