Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Anti Joke

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