What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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