What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I have a really funny joke.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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