How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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