I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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