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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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