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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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