how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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pobody's nerfect

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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