- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Potassium? K.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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