- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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