Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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roses are red poo is poo

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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