Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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