- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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