How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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