The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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