what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A young baby died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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