If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

u suck

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

William wright is Gay

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

binladin walks into the american seals

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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