Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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