- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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