Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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