what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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