- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

An Asian with a big dick.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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