- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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