There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Cripples are lame.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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