- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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