- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Potassium? K.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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