roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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stinky boner

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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