- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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