Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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civil rights

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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