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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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