- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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