- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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