whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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