- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Cripples are lame.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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