- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.