A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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