- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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