Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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