A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

race-car = rac-ecar

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

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