- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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