roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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