- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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