- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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