Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Communism hehe xd

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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