- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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