Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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