Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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