- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Cripples are lame.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Ross.

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