- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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