- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

So these two girls have a cup .

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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