- Anti Joke

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!