- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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