the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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