Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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