He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...