- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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