Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Andoni was here

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Gay rights.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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