- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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