Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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