- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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