- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A man did not like this site

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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