If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Cripples are lame.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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