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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I wrote a funny joke.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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