- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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