- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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