Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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