Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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