- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

knock knock who's there ?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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