- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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