- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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