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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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