- Anti Joke

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

you will like this because i am black.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd