What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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