Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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