What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Tilt your screen back

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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