Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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