A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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