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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Robin get in the batmobile!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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