Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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can you pass the soap?

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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