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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your big dick.

Andoni was here

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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