- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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