- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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