What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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