Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Death by kayak

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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