- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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