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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Refridgerator.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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