Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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