- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Your big dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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