- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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