- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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