How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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