A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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