- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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