- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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