So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

roses are red poo is poo

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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