Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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