- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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