- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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