- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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