What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

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