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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...