What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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womens rights

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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