- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

i saw amango it splootered

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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