- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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