- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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