- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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