How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Your mums a potato

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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