Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Your Mom

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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