whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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