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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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