- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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