roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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