- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Faithful men.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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