- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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