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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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