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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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