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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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