What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Faithful men.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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