- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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