Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Weaner

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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