I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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