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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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