What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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