- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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