why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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