- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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