Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Where's my baby??

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Anti Joke

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