Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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