A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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