What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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