OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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