some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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