Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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