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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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