What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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