Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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