- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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