Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why so serious ?

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What page are you on The gay page.

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