- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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