why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Japan

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Anti Joke

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