- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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