- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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