What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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