Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...