- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Want to here a joke? Me to...

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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