What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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