- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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