A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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