Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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