- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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