roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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