- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

i found waldo.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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