What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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