- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A hill billy went fishing

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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