- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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