What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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