i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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