- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

there once was a frog with no leggs

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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