- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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