Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Andoni was here

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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pobody's nerfect

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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