What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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