- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A house comes around the corner.

Women's Rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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