- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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