- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your big dick.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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