- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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