What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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