- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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