- Anti Joke

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

why did matt die? He had cancer

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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