What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

like if your cool

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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