- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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