- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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