- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Do you play piano? No

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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