- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??