What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is red? A rock painted red

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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