- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Chicken

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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