- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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