- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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