Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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