I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I will create more jobs for americans

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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