- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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