so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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