- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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