- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Women's rights

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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