THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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