A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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