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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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