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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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