Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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