Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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