Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's Rights

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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