What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Women's Rights

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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