Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Kevin and Ramin

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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