What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Gustavo Andrade

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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