Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Anti Joke

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