a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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