Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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