Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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