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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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