Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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