- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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