What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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