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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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