Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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