How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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