- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Knock, knock. Come in.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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