Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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