- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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