- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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