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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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