patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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a black man pays his child support

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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