- Anti Joke

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!