- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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