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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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