ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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