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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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