a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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