Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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