How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

this website is a bad joke

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Anti Joke

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