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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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