How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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