- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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