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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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