Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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