What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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