- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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