How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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