How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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