What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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