How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Your big dick.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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