- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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