- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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