- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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