A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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God is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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