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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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