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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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