- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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