I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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