kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Brain fart

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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