- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Weaner

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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