- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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