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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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