Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Latvia isn't a joke

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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