Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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