- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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