whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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No antijoke here.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A bar walks into a man

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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