What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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