What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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