Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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