- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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