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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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