- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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