What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a black man pays his child support

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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