Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Cripples are lame.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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