- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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