why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Man U

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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