- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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