Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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