- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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