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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man died.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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