You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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